Pink Elephant
Aug 2, 09:27 PM
Dear yokel diary,
Tonight on the main highway I saw what could only be described as a hand-crafted vehicle made out of an old roadster and a chopper style motorcycle. (Choppster? Roadopper?) I couldnt tell if there was a steering wheel or bike handlebars… Here is my crude rough sketch of what I saw:
On top of all of that, it was painted bright pink, and had the name “Pink Elephant” painted on its side. Its possibly some kind of rent-able party car, I couldnt tell. The people inside did not look like they were partying, however. Grumpy grandpa was behind the wheel sitting all by himself up front (theres only room for 1 up there – so I guess whoever is driving is automatically chauffeur). Grandma was in the back smoking a cigarette elbow down, wrist up style like fancy people do, and junior was next to grandma, sticking his head out of the window, looking at me. When I pulled up, he promptly picked his nose. He was also wearing futuristic sunglasses.
I read something once that said the more rural the area, the more futuristic the sunglasses, and vice versa. (found it) Thats proved 100% true in my experience.
Good night yokel diary.